Tubs McGee Talks About What She Eats
2 years ago

Let’s get serious about this.

Note: I have been trying to write this post for about 2 weeks and every time the Tumblr Gods smite me by not publishing it.  If it doesn’t go through this time and instead deletes itself, I am not responsible for my actions.  Also, I’m starving.    

I am re-writing this post in my room because Tumblr obviously hates me and chose to let the original posting fall into the dark abyss of the internet instead of publishing it.  Don’t you wish technology would become incarnate occationally so you could commit acts of horrific, graphic violence against it?  I know I sure do.   Anyways, I was originally writing this Gwinn, my school’s cafeteria which was an appropriate setting because they continually crank out super tasty versions of one my favorite things ever.

Caprese Sandwiches

Whenever I see that Gwinn is serving these, I launch into a uncontrollable tribal dance number.  I’m not sure why this comes over me but I suspect that it’s has something to do with evolutionary psychology.  It must be the kind of dance that hunter-gatherers used to do around a fire after procuring a fresh kill and the footwork lays dormant in me till I find tasty morsels.  

I’m thinking of picking up the ingredients for these tonight and giving them a whirl for dinner tomorrow.  I’ve had many a Caprese sandwich in coffee shops and such but I’ve never tried to perfect them on my own.  I’m thinking my recipe will go like this.

  • Ciabatta bread
  • fresh mozzarella cheese
  • Fresh, sliced tomatoes
  •  fresh basil
  • balsamic vinegar
  • salt and pepper
  • olive oil
  •  fresh parmesan cheese, shredded
  •  garlic powder

Take the olive oil and coat a small amount on the outside crust of the bread.  Then smash the rest of the ingredients in between that bread and grill on medium heat. Cook until the cheese is melted and bread is golden brown/look at it makes you so ravenous that you fear of eating your own hand.  Devour.  

2 years ago
ask something
danicahumph asks: dear tubs,
my boobs hurt and i didn't eat a burrito last night though crombie and wesley really wanted to. what should i do?

Signed: mammary misery.

Dear Mammary Misery,

I suggest you take an aspirin and stop being a vegetarian ASAP.  Once you have done that, we will go to Gorditos and split this.

  

2 years ago
ask something
danicahumph asks: I will read this consistently if I can proofread it. In fact, I want to proofread this regardless of whether or not I consistently read it because the world needs to rid itself of your errant grammar tyranny.

4 real gurl. just step down. u aint gotta hate gurl. 

2 years ago

First!

Greetings all.

At the suggestion of my dearest Bennigans, I have decided to start a food and drink blog. The reason for this is quite simple, I love food.  Writing about the things you love is a very human response, especially things that do not or can not love you back.  (See Dashboard Confessional, Live Journal, Star Wars Fan Forums)

Essentially, I’ll be posting whatever new or interesting things I try—recipes, restaurants, tasty Trader Joe’s tidbits.  There’s a submit and ask link if you want more details or want to make me aware of something.  If anyone reads this constantly, you should let me know and I might actually proofread or edit this thing.  

To close, in the words of George Bernard Shaw, There is no love sincerer than the love of food.  Indeed, George, indeed.